new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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