if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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