I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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