if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
