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There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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