This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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