She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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