life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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