Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Someone just said āI need to use up this money before Iām tits up under the dirtā so I think Iām going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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