I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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