would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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