put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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