Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Randomize
