bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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