Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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