every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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