Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She tied me up with her honor cords...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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