This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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