In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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