My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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