I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
false alarm. still invincible.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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