Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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