dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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