Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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