that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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