it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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