forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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