"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
