I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
How naked do you want me to be?
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