My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Randomize
