This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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