so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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