my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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