I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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