I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
