I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
if only i could text you this smell
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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