So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
