Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just tell him i said nine months
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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