did you get engaged???
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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