I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
What a dumb baby whore.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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