Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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