Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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