Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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