So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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