You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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