We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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