Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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