Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize