whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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