He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
