i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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