what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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