she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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