One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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