I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?