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• (714): View more from California

  I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything

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• (210): View more from Texas

  just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.

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