your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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